Hats

Let's talk about hats.

I have a hat with cats.

If that doesn't sound like a Dr. Seuss book title, I don't know what does.

It's a five panel hat with pictures of cats all over it.

When I bought it, there was a tear in the leash-esque material in the back.

The lady at the register gave me $5 off because it was damaged.

I took it home and my dad stitched it up for me.

The interesting looks I got while wearing it were totally worth the $20.

Or let's talk about my brother's straw hat.

He left on his mission with strict instructions to not break it.

I wasn't there when he gave this warning.

So I took the straw hat boating and went surfing with it on.

And broke it. 

The hat is now in some dumpster somewhere because I had to get rid of the evidence.

Hopefully he doesn't remember it when he gets back.

Now I don't know why you guys would want to know any of this.

But I was told to write about hats.